Teacher:Jo Ander Aaney K Liye Sub Se Chota Sentence Boley Ga,Ussey Gift Miley Ga.
English Child: May I Come In?
Urdu Child: Main Andr A Skta Hun?
Punjabi Child : Waraaan
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in Jokes, Punjabi Jokes
Teacher:Jo Ander Aaney K Liye Sub Se Chota Sentence Boley Ga,Ussey Gift Miley Ga.
English Child: May I Come In?
Urdu Child: Main Andr A Skta Hun?
Punjabi Child : Waraaan
21 Aug 2014 Leave a comment
in Jokes, Punjabi Jokes
King Θf The ?Tates, Apple Θf My Father’S ?Ye,
?Trength For My Mother’S Heart,
My ?Rother ?Limbed Θver The Mare
?Amajh Aai?
Nahi
English ?Amajhna Her Kisi K ?Us Ki ?Aat Nahi
Punjabi Version Mulahiza Farmaen:
Desaan Da Raja Mere ?Abul Da Piyara
Ambri De Dil Da ?Ahara
Veer Mera Ghori ?Haraya
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in Jokes, Punjabi Jokes
Fees Maafi Di Darkhwast:
To
Da Principal,
High School
X.Y.Z.
Sir,
Gal Eh Ha K Mere Abby Ny Menu Fees 500Rs. Diti C.100 Ta Dostan Ny Film Ty Lawa Dita,150Dy Samosy Ty Bottlan P Liyan.5O Da Azra Nu Load Krwa Dita.Baki 200 Englsh Wali Madm Ty Shart Har Gya.Dostan Ne Shart Lai C K Ohda Sirf Math Waly Sir Nal Chakar Ay Pr Ohda Te Tohady Naal V Chakr Nikal Aya! Main Hun Kangla Ho Gya Wa Ty Ais Lae Fees Maaf Kiti Javy
Ain Nwazish Hove Gi..
1 Sharif Std-;-)
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in Jokes, Punjabi Jokes
1 Murgha Maalik Ko Window Se Baitha Daikh Raha Tha, Maalik Boht Bemaar Tha.
Maalik Ki Bv Uske Paas Baithi Aur Kaha: Aap Ko Boht Taiz Bukhaar Hai…
Main Aap K Liye Chicken Soup Banati Hon.
.
.
Murgha Ghabra Kar Bola:
Behn Jee,
1 Waari Panadol Vi De K Vaikh Lo Tusi.