ROOM MEIN KHAMOSH

BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ROOM MEIN KHAMOSH BAITHE THEY*
GF KI SOCH :
1- KYUN YE MUJHSE BAAT NI KAR RAHA? :’-(
2- KYA YE DUSRI LADKI K BAREY ME SOCH RAHA HAI?
3- KYA YE KISI OR KO CHAHTA HAI?
4- KYA ISNE MERE CHEHRE PE WRINKLES DEKHE HAIN?
5- KYA MAI MOTI HO GAI HUN!
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BF KI SOCH : AAJ PETROL
KITNA MEHANGA HO GAYA HAI YAAR?

BACHEY KESE HOTE HAIN

EK LARKA, LARKI SE PUCHTA HY:

BACHEY KESE HOTE HYN?
LARKI: CHUP … !
LARKA: BATAO NA PLZ …
LARKI: NAHI PATA =@
LARKA: PLZ ….. !!!
LARKI: THAPPAR PARE GA
AB MAT PUCHNA ..!!
LARKA : ARAY BEWAKOOF ITNA BHI
NAHI PATA

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BACHAY SHARARTI HOTE HYN …
MORAL: GIRLS HAMESHA BOYS KO GHALAT
HI SAMAJHTI HAI

Solid Insult

Boy: I Lv U. I Cnt Live Without U.
Mar Jaunga,
Mit Jaunga,
Tere Pyar Me Fana Ho Jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle Yaar Jo Tujhe Theek Lage 😉

Nonsense Girl

BOY: MAINE NEW IPHONE LIYA HAI
GIRL: WAAAOOOOWWW….KAUNSI COMPANY KA ?
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BOY: KUCH NAHI.. TU GHAR JAA!

WE GOT MARRIED

GIRL: IF WE  GOT MARRIED, STOP SMOKING.
BOY: OK!
GIRL: DRINKING TOO.
BOY: OK!
GIRL: N GOING TO THE NIGHT CLUB TOO.
BOY:- YES..
GIRL:- WHAT ELSE CAN U LEAVE??
BOY:- THE IDEA OF MARRYING YOU

HEIGHT OF NONSENSE

A GIRL GV A PENDRIVE 2 A BOY &

SAID “ISME
FACEBOOK DAAL K DENA”

BOY GAVE HER A SHITTY LOOK &
THEN GIRL SAID:

“KYA HUA 2GB ME NAI AYEGA KYA?”

RONAAA AA GYAAAA

Mad In Your Love

Proposal Of 4Th Class Boy To 7Th Class Girl

Boy-I Love U.

Girl-Stupid I Am Older Than U

Boy-I Am Mad In Your Love,

Girl-Get Lost

Boy-Didi Plzzz..Set Ho Jao

Boy-Girl

2 Lovers Ke Beech Fight Ho Rahi Thi:

Gf:
Kamine!!
Main Tere Kapde Faad Dungi.

Bf:
Dekh Ab Tu Serious Ladai Mein Romantic Baat Mat Kar.

Papu Jokes

पप्पू दुकानदार से- अंकल, आपके पास रंग
गोरा करने
वाली क्रीम है क्या? दुकानदार- हाँ है ! पप्पू-
तो साले ! लगाता क्यों नहीं ! हर रोज यहाँ दुकान
के
आगे से निकलता हूँ तो शक्ल देख कर डर जाता हूँ !

Height Of Nonsense

Girl : Mera Facebook Pe Account
Ban Sakta Hai Kya ???
Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai.
Tumhara Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban Sakta Hai.
Girl : To Main Apne, Account Me Paisa Jama Kara Sakti Hu. [Guy Give A Surprise Look] Girl : Kya Hua..??? Lagta
Hai Tumko Bhi Zyada, Knowledge Nahi Hai Is Baare Me.