Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

बहू का फर्स्ट अफेयर सुनने के बाद ससुर ने बहू को मारा!
2न्ड अफेयर पता लगने पर पति ने मारा!
लेकिन सास हर बार चुप रही!
क्यूँ??
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क्यूंकी सास भी कभी बहू थी!

Must Share on Facebook True Sayings Hindi

Facebook Ke Samast Chamatkari Babaon Se Dono Hath Jodkar Ek Vinamra Nivedan
Yah Post Un Logo Ke Liye Hai, Jo Devi Devtao Ki Photo Dalne Ke Sath Likhte Hain…
“Koun Koun Mujhe Like Karega?”
“Ignore Mat Karna Aaj Mangalvaar Hai”
“Jaldi Jaldi Share Karo Shaam Tak Acchi Khabar Milegi”
Aur Bhi Na Jane Kya Kya……!!
Mere Priya Mitron…..
Bhagwaan Ko Facebook Ki Samagri Mat Banao… Agar Aapko Aastha Aur Viswas Hai
To 1 Ghante Ke Liye Facebook Band Kar Ke Kisi Pass Wale Mandir Chale Jao…
Wahan Aapko Shanti Ka Ahsas Hoga Jo Facebook Par Like Share Karne Se Nahi Milega
Bhagwaan Ki Photo Dale Par Is Tarah Ka Koi Chamatkaar Na Dikhaye….
Dhanyavaad…!!Facebook Ke Samast Chamatkari Babaon Se Dono Hath Jodkar Ek Vinamra Nivedan
Yah Post Un Logo Ke Liye Hai, Jo Devi Devtao Ki Photo Dalne Ke Sath Likhte Hain…
“Koun Koun Mujhe Like Karega?”
“Ignore Mat Karna Aaj Mangalvaar Hai”
“Jaldi Jaldi Share Karo Shaam Tak Acchi Khabar Milegi”
Aur Bhi Na Jane Kya Kya……!!
Mere Priya Mitron…..
Bhagwaan Ko Facebook Ki Samagri Mat Banao… Agar Aapko Aastha Aur Viswas Hai
To 1 Ghante Ke Liye Facebook Band Kar Ke Kisi Pass Wale Mandir Chale Jao…
Wahan Aapko Shanti Ka Ahsas Hoga Jo Facebook Par Like Share Karne Se Nahi Milega
Bhagwaan Ki Photo Dale Par Is Tarah Ka Koi Chamatkaar Na Dikhaye….
Dhanyavaad…!!

MAI AAP KO KAISA LAGTA HOON

1 CLASS KA BACHA APNI MISS SE KEHTA HAI.
MAI AAP KO KAISA LAGTA HOON?
MISS: SO SWEET!
BACHA: TO PHIR MAI APNE AMMI ABBU KO AAP K GHAR KAB BHEJUN.
MISS: WO KYON?
BACHA: TA’KAY WO HAMARI BAAT AGAY CHALAYEN,
MISS: YE KYA BAKWAAS HAI!

BACHA:
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TUTION PADNE K LIYE.. 😉

Sadhu ka ashirwad

एक बार संता ने एक साधु को प्रणाम किया…
साधु ने आशीर्वाद दिया :- जाओ बच्चा तुम्हे स्वर्ग मिलेगा,,
कुछ दक्षिणा देते जाओ…
संता : मैं आपको मुंबई दक्षिणा में देता हूँ,,
साधु : ये मुंबई क्या तुम्हारे बाप की है..?
संता : तो क्या स्वर्ग तुम्हारे बाप का है..?

Papa Mat Bolna

Bap- Agar Tu Fir Exam Me Fail Ho Gya To Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna.

Exam K Bad

Bap- How Is Ur Result.

Beta- Dimag Ki Aisi Taisi Mat Kar Babulal Tune Bap Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya

NO FAULT OF THE STUDENT BECAUSE A YEAR HAS ONLY 365 DAYS

It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.

Days in a year = 365 days

Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest)
Days left = 313 days

Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days

Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days (Necessary)
Days left = 131 days

One hour daily for play = 15 days (It’s good for health)
Days left = 116 days

Two hours for daily food = 30 days (Chew the food properly, don’t care for time)
Days left = 86 days

Examination days in a year = 30 days (Giving exams is necessary)
Days left = 56 days

Winter vacations = 25 days (Weather is cold, it’s difficult to study)
Days left = 31 days

Other holidays = 20 days (These holidays are to enjoy)
Days left = 11 days

Illness at least once a year = 8 days (Because of illness, study is difficult)
Days left = 3 days

Result days = 3 days (Going and taking result is necessary)
Days left = 0 days

So tell me when is there time to study?!

Manzil ho too raaste na modna

Samne ho manzil to raaste na modna,
Jo bhi mann mein ho wo sapna na todna,
Kadam kadam pe milegi mushkil aapko,
Bas sitare chun-ne ke liye kabhi zameen mat chodna…

First Interview

You Are Driving Along In Your Car On A Wild, Stormy Night. You Pass By A Bus Stop, And You See Three People Waiting For The Bus:

1. An Old Lady Who Looks As If She Is About To Die.
2. An Old Friend Who Once Saved Your Life.
3. The Perfect Man (Or) Woman You Have Been Dreaming About.

Which One Would You Choose To Offer A Ride To, Knowing That There Could Only Be One Passenger In Your Car?

Think Before You Continue Reading. This Is A Moral/Ethical Dilemma That Was Once Actually Used As Part Of A Job Application.

You Could Pick Up The Old Lady, Because She Is Going To Die, And Thus You Should Save Her First; Or You Could Take The Old Friend Because He Once Saved Your Life, And This Would Be The Perfect Chance To Pay Him Back. However, You May Never Be Able To Find Your Perfect Dream Lover Again.

The Candidate Who Was Hired (Out Of 200 Applicants) Had No Trouble Coming Up With His Answer.
He Simply Answered: “I Would Give The Car Keys To My Old Friend, And Let Him Take The Lady To The Hospital. I Would Stay Behind And Wait For The Bus With The Woman Of My Dreams.”
Never Forget To “Think Outside Of The Box.”

IT Husband & Wife Conversation

STARTING THE DAY WITH A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A WIFE AND A HUSBAND WHO HAPPENS TO BE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER.

HUSBAND: (RETURNING LATE FROM WORK) “GOOD EVENING DEAR, I’M NOW LOGGED IN.”

WIFE: HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE GROCERY?

HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE: BUT I TOLD YOU IN THE MORNING

HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT?

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT MY NEW TV?

HUSBAND: VARIABLE NOT FOUND…

WIFE: AT LEAST, GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I WANT TO DO SOME SHOPPING.

HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED…

WIFE: DO YOU LOVE ME OR DO YOU ONLY LOVE COMPUTERS OR ARE YOU JUST BEING FUNNY?

HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS…

WIFE: IT WAS A GREAT MISTAKE THAT I MARRIED AN IDIOT LIKE YOU.

HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE: YOU ARE USELESS.

HUSBAND: IT’S BY DEFAULT.

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT YOUR SALARY?

HUSBAND: FILE IN USE… TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

WIFE: WHAT IS MY VALUE IN THE FAMILY.

HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS.

Exam Hall

PLACE: EXAM HALL
EXAM : ENGLISH LITREATURE
GIRL TO BOY : YAAR PLSS PEHLE QUES. KA ANS
BAATA DE..
BOY : ACHA LE JALDI LIKH.
GIRL AFTR WRITTING THE ANSWERS: THANKS BRO..U
HELPED ME A LOT…
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…BOY SHOCKED …
BOY : SAALI BHAI HOGA TERA
BF…KAMINI GALAT HAI ANSWER..DHUNG SE PADH MATCH KI
COMMENTARY LIKHI HAI…..
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BOYS ROCKZ GIRLS BEHOSH