हमदर्दी …

बीवी:
जो आदमी रोज शराब पीकर आये उसके लिए मेरे मन में कोई हमदर्दी नहीं है..!

पति:
जिसको रोज शराब मिल जाये, उसे तुम्हारी हमदर्दी की जरुरत भी नहीं है!

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वीरगाथा.

वन विभाग के कर्मचारी 1 घंटे तेंदुओं के बीच फसे रहे तो ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़ बन गई

और एक हम विवाहित लोग है जो वर्षो से शेरनियों का सामना कर रहे है कोई साला हमारी वीरगाथा का पम्पलेट तक बाटने को तैयार नही है

😂😂😂😂

Rajasthani Besan Ka Halwa

Besan Halwa Can Be Prepared With Numerous Methods But Besan Halwa Prepared With Rajasthani Method Is Out Of The World And Has A Unique Taste. This Halwa Can Be Prepared Instantly. You Will Never Forget The Taste Of This Halwa.

Ingredients For Besan Ka Halwa
Gram Flour – 1 Cup
Milk – 1 Cup
Sugar – 1 Cup
Green Cardamom – 4
Pistachios – 1 Tbsp
Watch – Besan Halwa Recipe Video
How To Make Besan Halwa
Add Milk In Besan And Mix Until It Gets Soft. Cover It And Keep It Aside For 5 Minutes.
Peel Cardamom And Make Powder Out Of It.
Cut Pistachios Thinly.

Prefer Using Non Stick Pan. Heat Ghee In A Pan. Save 1 Tsp Ghee Which Will Be Used For Icing The Halwa. When Ghee Melts, Add Besan Mixture And Cook For 2 Minutes Until It Gets Light Brown Color From The Base.
Turn The Besan Upside Down (Don’T Worry If It Breaks). Cook The Other Side For 1/2 – 1 Minute So That It Gets Light Brown Color As Well. Use A Spoon Which Can Help In Mashing The Besan. Mash The Besan And Stir Constantly On Medium Flame Until It Gets Brown Color And You Get To Smell Good Aroma Out Of It. It Takes 20-15 Minutes For Cooking The Besan Nicely.
Add 1 Cup Water In Roasted Besan And Mix Well. Cook Halwa Until You Get Thick Consistency And Ghee Starts Separating From It.
Besan Halwa Is Ready. Take It Out In A Bowl And Sprinkle 1 Tbsp Ghee On The Surface. Garnish With Pistachios.
Serve Hot And Enjoy Eating It.

Suggestion:
Cardamom Is More Then Enough For This Halwa But Variations Are Always Welcomed. Use Any Dry Fruit You Prefer Eating.

एक भिखारी ने घर में आवाज लगाई

एक भिखारी ने घर में आवाज लगाईः बाबू जी रोटी मिल जाएगी ?

अंदर से आवाज आईः मालकिन घर में नहीं है।

भिखारीः बाबू जी मुझे मालकिन नहीं रोटी चाहिए।

Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

बहू का फर्स्ट अफेयर सुनने के बाद ससुर ने बहू को मारा!
2न्ड अफेयर पता लगने पर पति ने मारा!
लेकिन सास हर बार चुप रही!
क्यूँ??
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क्यूंकी सास भी कभी बहू थी!

IT Husband & Wife Conversation

STARTING THE DAY WITH A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A WIFE AND A HUSBAND WHO HAPPENS TO BE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER.

HUSBAND: (RETURNING LATE FROM WORK) “GOOD EVENING DEAR, I’M NOW LOGGED IN.”

WIFE: HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE GROCERY?

HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE: BUT I TOLD YOU IN THE MORNING

HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT?

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT MY NEW TV?

HUSBAND: VARIABLE NOT FOUND…

WIFE: AT LEAST, GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I WANT TO DO SOME SHOPPING.

HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED…

WIFE: DO YOU LOVE ME OR DO YOU ONLY LOVE COMPUTERS OR ARE YOU JUST BEING FUNNY?

HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS…

WIFE: IT WAS A GREAT MISTAKE THAT I MARRIED AN IDIOT LIKE YOU.

HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE: YOU ARE USELESS.

HUSBAND: IT’S BY DEFAULT.

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT YOUR SALARY?

HUSBAND: FILE IN USE… TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

WIFE: WHAT IS MY VALUE IN THE FAMILY.

HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS.

SAAT JANAM SAATH RAHE

 

PATI PATNI MANDIR MAIN!
PATI- TUMNE KYA MANGA?
PATNI – KI AAP AUR MAIN SAAT JANAM SAATH RAHE.
PATNI- AUR AAPNE.
PATI- YE MERA SAATWA JANAM HO

Bakwas Band Kar Kamine

;-0 A Pathaan To An Airhostess:
“Vallah.. Tumhara Shakal Humara Bibi Se Milti!”

Airhostess:
“Bakwas Band Kar Kamine!”

Pathaan:
“Masha Allah! Zubaan Bhi Milti!” 😀

Paheli Mulakat

Patni – Collage Ke Bare Me Tumhara Koi Bura Anubhav Hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari Aur Meri Paheli Mulakat College Me He To Hui Thi.

Tareef

WIFE: BATAO TUMHE ME KITNI ACHCHI LAGTI HOON?
HUSBAND: BAHUT ZYADA.
WIFE: FIR BHI BATAO KITNI?
HUSBAND: ITNI KI DIL KARTA HAI TERE JAISI 1 AUR LE AUN.