Must Share on Facebook True Sayings Hindi

Facebook Ke Samast Chamatkari Babaon Se Dono Hath Jodkar Ek Vinamra Nivedan
Yah Post Un Logo Ke Liye Hai, Jo Devi Devtao Ki Photo Dalne Ke Sath Likhte Hain…
“Koun Koun Mujhe Like Karega?”
“Ignore Mat Karna Aaj Mangalvaar Hai”
“Jaldi Jaldi Share Karo Shaam Tak Acchi Khabar Milegi”
Aur Bhi Na Jane Kya Kya……!!
Mere Priya Mitron…..
Bhagwaan Ko Facebook Ki Samagri Mat Banao… Agar Aapko Aastha Aur Viswas Hai
To 1 Ghante Ke Liye Facebook Band Kar Ke Kisi Pass Wale Mandir Chale Jao…
Wahan Aapko Shanti Ka Ahsas Hoga Jo Facebook Par Like Share Karne Se Nahi Milega
Bhagwaan Ki Photo Dale Par Is Tarah Ka Koi Chamatkaar Na Dikhaye….
Dhanyavaad…!!Facebook Ke Samast Chamatkari Babaon Se Dono Hath Jodkar Ek Vinamra Nivedan
Yah Post Un Logo Ke Liye Hai, Jo Devi Devtao Ki Photo Dalne Ke Sath Likhte Hain…
“Koun Koun Mujhe Like Karega?”
“Ignore Mat Karna Aaj Mangalvaar Hai”
“Jaldi Jaldi Share Karo Shaam Tak Acchi Khabar Milegi”
Aur Bhi Na Jane Kya Kya……!!
Mere Priya Mitron…..
Bhagwaan Ko Facebook Ki Samagri Mat Banao… Agar Aapko Aastha Aur Viswas Hai
To 1 Ghante Ke Liye Facebook Band Kar Ke Kisi Pass Wale Mandir Chale Jao…
Wahan Aapko Shanti Ka Ahsas Hoga Jo Facebook Par Like Share Karne Se Nahi Milega
Bhagwaan Ki Photo Dale Par Is Tarah Ka Koi Chamatkaar Na Dikhaye….
Dhanyavaad…!!

Manzil ho too raaste na modna

Samne ho manzil to raaste na modna,
Jo bhi mann mein ho wo sapna na todna,
Kadam kadam pe milegi mushkil aapko,
Bas sitare chun-ne ke liye kabhi zameen mat chodna…

First Interview

You Are Driving Along In Your Car On A Wild, Stormy Night. You Pass By A Bus Stop, And You See Three People Waiting For The Bus:

1. An Old Lady Who Looks As If She Is About To Die.
2. An Old Friend Who Once Saved Your Life.
3. The Perfect Man (Or) Woman You Have Been Dreaming About.

Which One Would You Choose To Offer A Ride To, Knowing That There Could Only Be One Passenger In Your Car?

Think Before You Continue Reading. This Is A Moral/Ethical Dilemma That Was Once Actually Used As Part Of A Job Application.

You Could Pick Up The Old Lady, Because She Is Going To Die, And Thus You Should Save Her First; Or You Could Take The Old Friend Because He Once Saved Your Life, And This Would Be The Perfect Chance To Pay Him Back. However, You May Never Be Able To Find Your Perfect Dream Lover Again.

The Candidate Who Was Hired (Out Of 200 Applicants) Had No Trouble Coming Up With His Answer.
He Simply Answered: “I Would Give The Car Keys To My Old Friend, And Let Him Take The Lady To The Hospital. I Would Stay Behind And Wait For The Bus With The Woman Of My Dreams.”
Never Forget To “Think Outside Of The Box.”

IT Husband & Wife Conversation

STARTING THE DAY WITH A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A WIFE AND A HUSBAND WHO HAPPENS TO BE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER.

HUSBAND: (RETURNING LATE FROM WORK) “GOOD EVENING DEAR, I’M NOW LOGGED IN.”

WIFE: HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE GROCERY?

HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

WIFE: BUT I TOLD YOU IN THE MORNING

HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT?

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT MY NEW TV?

HUSBAND: VARIABLE NOT FOUND…

WIFE: AT LEAST, GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I WANT TO DO SOME SHOPPING.

HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED…

WIFE: DO YOU LOVE ME OR DO YOU ONLY LOVE COMPUTERS OR ARE YOU JUST BEING FUNNY?

HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS…

WIFE: IT WAS A GREAT MISTAKE THAT I MARRIED AN IDIOT LIKE YOU.

HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

WIFE: YOU ARE USELESS.

HUSBAND: IT’S BY DEFAULT.

WIFE: WHAT ABOUT YOUR SALARY?

HUSBAND: FILE IN USE… TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

WIFE: WHAT IS MY VALUE IN THE FAMILY.

HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS.

Going To Holidays

THE BOSS INVITES HIS EMPLOYEE:
– DO YOU LIKE WARM BEER?
– OF COURSE NOT.
– AND DO YOU LIKE SWEATY WOMEN?
– NO.
– SO YOU WILL GO ON HOLIDAY DURING THE WINTER MONTHS.

Client at a bank

A Client Comes To A Bank:
– My Cheque Was Returned With A Remark: “Insufficient Funds”. I’d Like To Know Whether It Refers To Mine Or The Bank?

Sleeping

A boss tells his employee:

– You are fired. You have been sleeping during the working hours.
– But boss, I’m not the only one who did this.
– That’s right, but you were the only one who slept with my wife.

Who’s The Fastest

Three Kids Argue, Whose Father Is The Fastes. One Says:
– My Father Is The Fastest, He Can Overtake The Arrow That He Shooted With The Arch.
The Second One:
– My Father Is Even Faster – When He Hunts, He Can Gunshoot An Animal And Run Up To The Animal Before It Fells Down.
The Third:
– You Actually Don’t Understand What Speed Is. My Father Works In Municipality. He Finishes Work At 4:30 Pm, But He’s Back Home By 3:45 Pm Already.