True Saying for Relationships

Mulakatein Jaruri Hain, Agar Rishtey Nibhana hai
Warna Laga Kar Bhul Jane Se To……..
Paudhe Bhi Sukh Jate Hain……!!

लड़का ने एक लड़की से पूछा

लड़का  ने एक लड़की से पूछा: क्या मैं तुम्हारे साथ सोने वाला पहला आदमी हूँ?

लड़की: अगर तुम सो जाओगे तो पहले ही कहलाओगे!

Exam Hall

PLACE: EXAM HALL
EXAM : ENGLISH LITREATURE
GIRL TO BOY : YAAR PLSS PEHLE QUES. KA ANS
BAATA DE..
BOY : ACHA LE JALDI LIKH.
GIRL AFTR WRITTING THE ANSWERS: THANKS BRO..U
HELPED ME A LOT…
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…BOY SHOCKED …
BOY : SAALI BHAI HOGA TERA
BF…KAMINI GALAT HAI ANSWER..DHUNG SE PADH MATCH KI
COMMENTARY LIKHI HAI…..
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BOYS ROCKZ GIRLS BEHOSH

ROOM MEIN KHAMOSH

BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ROOM MEIN KHAMOSH BAITHE THEY*
GF KI SOCH :
1- KYUN YE MUJHSE BAAT NI KAR RAHA? :’-(
2- KYA YE DUSRI LADKI K BAREY ME SOCH RAHA HAI?
3- KYA YE KISI OR KO CHAHTA HAI?
4- KYA ISNE MERE CHEHRE PE WRINKLES DEKHE HAIN?
5- KYA MAI MOTI HO GAI HUN!
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BF KI SOCH : AAJ PETROL
KITNA MEHANGA HO GAYA HAI YAAR?

BACHEY KESE HOTE HAIN

EK LARKA, LARKI SE PUCHTA HY:

BACHEY KESE HOTE HYN?
LARKI: CHUP … !
LARKA: BATAO NA PLZ …
LARKI: NAHI PATA =@
LARKA: PLZ ….. !!!
LARKI: THAPPAR PARE GA
AB MAT PUCHNA ..!!
LARKA : ARAY BEWAKOOF ITNA BHI
NAHI PATA

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BACHAY SHARARTI HOTE HYN …
MORAL: GIRLS HAMESHA BOYS KO GHALAT
HI SAMAJHTI HAI

Solid Insult

Boy: I Lv U. I Cnt Live Without U.
Mar Jaunga,
Mit Jaunga,
Tere Pyar Me Fana Ho Jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle Yaar Jo Tujhe Theek Lage 😉

Nonsense Girl

BOY: MAINE NEW IPHONE LIYA HAI
GIRL: WAAAOOOOWWW….KAUNSI COMPANY KA ?
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BOY: KUCH NAHI.. TU GHAR JAA!

WE GOT MARRIED

GIRL: IF WE  GOT MARRIED, STOP SMOKING.
BOY: OK!
GIRL: DRINKING TOO.
BOY: OK!
GIRL: N GOING TO THE NIGHT CLUB TOO.
BOY:- YES..
GIRL:- WHAT ELSE CAN U LEAVE??
BOY:- THE IDEA OF MARRYING YOU

HEIGHT OF NONSENSE

A GIRL GV A PENDRIVE 2 A BOY &

SAID “ISME
FACEBOOK DAAL K DENA”

BOY GAVE HER A SHITTY LOOK &
THEN GIRL SAID:

“KYA HUA 2GB ME NAI AYEGA KYA?”

RONAAA AA GYAAAA

Mad In Your Love

Proposal Of 4Th Class Boy To 7Th Class Girl

Boy-I Love U.

Girl-Stupid I Am Older Than U

Boy-I Am Mad In Your Love,

Girl-Get Lost

Boy-Didi Plzzz..Set Ho Jao